I figured out how we can get some steamy Kate + Juliet (JuliKate?  Kaliet?) action, even if it’s dead.

Possibility #1- Kate dies and we see her and Juliet bone in Hurley’s mind.  I might be okay with that.

Possibility #2- Alternate dimension sex!?!?!?!?  Theory of the season- AlterKate is a dyke.  I hope.

Possibility #3- The Black Smoke Monster takes the form of blondie and we see smokey and Kate get it on.  This option might be creepier than #1.  I haven’t decided yet.

Possibility #4- Freckles dies, gets buried next to Julie, and we have Miles describe the girl-on-girl action.  Is it necrophilia if two dead people have sex?

Possibility #5- NEXT TIME YOU GO TO THE HEALING TEMPLE, BRING YOUR DEAD GIRLFRIEND INSTEAD OF STICKING HER SIX FEET UNDER.  SHE WAS ALREADY DOWN THERE.  FOR 8 MONTHS.  SHE DID NOT ENJOY IT, AND NEITHER DID WE.

Possibility #6- LOST Season 7: Zombie Season.  Zombiesex?

Of course, if all else fails, I can always write slash fiction.